from
Tony the Hindu and the Advocates of Science & Culture,
released March 10, 2014
I wrote my letter today
Got the address from your fanclub
Some place in the UK I’d never heard of
My English is not perfect
But I think you’ll understand
Well I put fifteen stamps on it
And enclosed an envelope for you to answer
I took some steps today
Rode my bike to the post-office
Stood in line well I was nervous
I said ‘airmail’ and the man just laughed
My English is not perfect
But I think you’ll understand my intentions
They say you’ve got a man
Well I don’t want to know
No I don’t want to know about him
They say he plays guitar
Well I don’t want to hear
No I don’t want to hear him play